That's It Happened Again!!
That's It Happened Again!!
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I simply cannot this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad click here joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of geese came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe what just happened. It's so crazy, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?